Thursday, November 24, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving

I am genuinely thankful for so much thus year, career stuff, my boys and wife, my wonderful sisters and brother, my parents and lots of really good friends, near and far.

Thank you to all the wonderful people in my life. thank you to all the folks still working, cops and first responders and soldiers and air travel people and electric linemen and those other folks who keep the wheels turning while we pass out from Turkey and Pie.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

EARLY LEAK OF TRUMP'S CONCESSION SPEECH!!!!

An early leak of Trump's concession remarks, Leaked off Trump's servers 11/8/2016 at 735PM :






Good evening, good evening,



It’s late, we’ve been checking the numbers, not trusting the polls but the actual election totals coming in from our brave poll watchers and I just Tweeted my concession to Hillary and the Media and congratulated them on her win. We’ve fought hard, and long, ran a huge campaign, the best campaign, the most beautiful campaign but crooked Hillary and her rigged system



I want to send a huge special message to every Trump voter, supporter, donors big and small, Republican Party members who supported me throughout, Republican Party members who switched to support me after I took the nomination, multiple organizations that endorsed and supported me, certain FBI field offices, Ted Nugent, Scott Baio, entire news Networks, all the folks at Breitbart, 4chan dank meme creators and anyone who has promoted me with their words, a sign in their yard, or even sharing information on Facebook.



You, yes you, are the most gullible people who have ever lived. Every single one of you, without a single exception, should have known better. Every second, every penny, every iota of credibility, any single thing you gave for me was a waste. I was never going to become president, this whole thing was a transparent con.

And I DO mean transparent. I have spent decades in front of you faking everything I do. “Reality” television, Professional Wrestling, Investment “Universities”, everything I do has been inherently fake for a damned long time and it’s not been anything resembling hard to find.

I especially want to thank my white, middle-class supporters. You people have been my bread and buttery through every crap product, every failed project I screwed investors on, every casino, every pyramid scheme, stiffing contractors, stiffing employees…. More than any other group I have been able to rob you people blind again, and again, and again, and again and you STILL dig into your pockets for the next scheme. I am like a freakin’ vampire and you are the townspeople who fuel my undead powers of the night with their very blood. I am a New York Billionaire real-estate mogul who inherited billions of dollars and dodged the Vietnam draft with help from my personal physician. I got into prep-schools because of who my daddy was. I brag about basically bribing officials to get around laws that protect you. I brag about using my fame and power to flat out grope women when I feel like it. I am the embodiment of every spoiled brat and pervy boss and crooked executive who has made your working lives shit. But I tweet a few racist-sounding things about Muslims and Mexicans? You love me. That’s how damned easy it is to press your buttons.

You are all so beautifully lucky to have the LUXURY to be so easily conned and know that smarter, more informed, more engaged people will step in and save you from yourselves. Every single American would have been worse off in a Trump presidency. I am obviously, so obviously, unprepared for the job of the President. I’ve never been a Governor, Senator, or even State Representative, Mayor, or even a flippin’ dog catcher. I do not know how this all works, or even is supposed to work. NO ONE wins in a disaster. Everyone on the Titanic is worse off when the Captain hits an iceberg and that is obviously what I would do. Heck, I’d circle around and hit it again just to make sure it knew who was boss. No one, literally no one, should have voted for me at any time as my entire ability to be President was a god damned joke and you are so lucky your support didn’t really ever matter.

Of course a Joke beat out the other Republicans. The entire Republican Party is a joke. The central premise of the Republican Party is that if rich people don't have to pay taxes, everything else works itself out. A joke. How's that working in Kansas? You're fired. I haven't paid taxes in a long, long time and I'm telling you, I don't produce one damn thing worth having in this world.

Of course I played Television people like a fiddle. YOU, both the people that supported me AND the people that opposed me tuned in. You watched. That meant ratings and that meant ads and that meant dollars and that's what the deal is all about. Gullible folks angry at "The Media" forgetting the boob tube gives you what you will watch.

You believe me when I say I want to put Hillary in Jail? We went to our daughter’s weddings. Our kids went to college together. I donated to her campaigns. Her husband encouraged me to run! We have hung out together in some very public ways, I am obviously not particularly bothered by this person’s presence. You think they wanted me to run so I would WIN? So. Hugely. Gullible.

This could be a learning moment for you. You could see which buttons I pressed, how future cons are able to get to you, what you need to learn about yourself to be a little wiser from here on out. But you won’t. Other guys like me will con you using the same "Them other folks gonna get you!" fear technique that I did, and, for that matter, I'll use the same con as well.

If you all would grow a sense of healthy skepticism guys like me wouldn't have a change to hijack your time, elections, or your whatever, but you won't. Some things just TOO GOOD to go along with to questions. So here it is, the wrap up, where I close the deal I've been working on you all along.

Hillary was a crook and she cheated. Watch how we fight the fight for REAL AMERICA on TrumpTV starting soon!

TrumpTV, Where we will cover MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!